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My high school chemistry teacher was the equivalent of Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Nice guy, just boring as hell, and it was an effort to stay awake during his lectures. One day we had a few minutes left in class before the bell rang, and I don't even remember how we got onto the topic, but he started telling us some of his college stories. Basically, one of his friends woke up with a human leg in his bed. Yeah. That's the spirit. I'm prepared to donate my skeleton to a medical school if they can assure me it'll be used in some awesome pranks.

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