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"You heard them? They loved me. It is crazy, folks, what's going on out--I'm telling you, they loved me, it's the craziest thing. And they say the polls show I'm losing. It's fake news. So many people. So many, you saw it! So many. They were booing that Ruth died. SAD! Then they chanted 'Vote him out' about Sleepy Joe Biden. So many people, I came up with that, by the way, sleepy joe. I can't wait to see the media's lies. Some say I came up with the chant. And, I did! I make great chants, great chants, you see it all the time at my rallies. "Vote him out". Full rallies, the stadiums are full. We sell out the stadiums with my chants.  Buy it:  Christmas It’s The Most Wonderful Time To Wear Ears Shirt

"You heard them? They loved me. I knew...I knew a guy in Minnesota.. that's what they said. A great guy.. He said Mr President.. Because this was before the virus... And we're gonna break them on that deal let me tell you now... You're the best. And he said.. when they were with the doctors.. great people..but this was before people knew! They knew about the deal.. And they booed that Ruth died. She died! gave it up! SAD! And the guys.. they knew China did it too.. you know what they say. But you heard them.. they wanted Biden out. Sleepy Joe. OUT!" Buy it:  Official Snowman Frosty Christmas Shirt

This is a state by state issue- Faithless Electors are dealt with in different ways in 32 different states, from disqualifying their vote to fines to forcing Electors to vote with the popular. None of them involve prison. "You heard them? They loved me. Some say not enough. I don't know. They loved me. Just like my daughter; have you seen her? Anyways, they booed the libs and were saying stuff like vote them out, vote them out. Yeah, but people love me. Was it the dems who did Corona? I don't know. I'll have people (corrupt friends or Fox News) look into that. Buy it:  Premium Dansby F’ing Swanson Y’all Shirt

That'd exactly how it will be spun. "The people booing in the crowd were a bunch of anarchists that wanted to disrupt the funeral for a woman who the president respected greatly. Can you believe the audacity? These peope want to burn the country down and kill you and everyone you love, yadda yadda yadda, live in fear, buy a pillow" He said yesterday that he is looking a way around the popular vote in each state and having the Republican legislature just put the electoral college votes towards him in battleground states. Buy it:  Pretty Ruth Sent Me Biden Harris Shirt

That’s how it is for my parents. They are both rabid Trumpers. I’m very close to them and we just never talk politics (I’m liberal baby). If my dad baits me I refuse to take the bait so he stopped. However if an idea to put all Liberals into concentration camps or banish them from the country came up he would whole heartedly agree. I think he’d rather see me dead than right. I can't wait for the Fox News idiots to say how he was "ambushed" and how the people chanting were evil and disrespectful. Buy it:  Awesome Burning Church Christmas Shirt

Basically the emperor's new clothes, but there is a whole media monster that exists to convince the people that the emperor is in fact wearing clothes that only wise people can see and the child is simply too dumb to see it. I made a joke about Melania the other day on a post on Facebook and had some crazy start stalking my profile and trying to threaten me. I mean any info I had public he was commenting on, he was even leaving nasty comments on my marriage post calling me ugly, etc. Total nutball lol. Buy it:  Chibi Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas Shirt

I'm pretty sure my grandma actually does like him more than me. She's super church going and all that, so one day I said to her over the phone that he doesn't seem very Christian so I'm not sure why she would like him so much? That's all. lol she didn't talk to me for a solid 9 or 10 months after that. Whatever, I suppose. It's not love, it's fear. They dread him appearing weak and actually being what everyone else sees him to be. They've hitched their horse to his wagon for so long it would be too big a hit to their pride to admit he is a bad leader and a horrible human being. Buy it:  Chibi All I Want For Christmas Is Hogwarts Letter Shirt

Fun fact: Trump received a whopping 4.1% of the votes in Washington DC during the 2016 election, "which is both the lowest popular vote total and share of the popular vote received by any Republican candidate since voters in the District of Columbia were granted the right to vote in presidential elections." But the added context is that the Republican candidate always gets single-digits in DC. 4% is definitely low, but the average is still only like 6-7%. The last time the Republican candidate cracked double-digits was 1988, and that was still only 14%. Buy it:  B.Y Hug Starbuck I Don’t Care What Day It Is It’s Early I’m Grumpy I Want Coffee Shirt

This I will give him credit on, he bounced back with "Well that's not the reaction I was expecting", or something similar, but people laughed at that comment. It was probably the most human moment I have ever seen from him. This is hilarious to me because narcissists tend to have an extremely fragile self-esteem and a lack of confidence. The narcissism is a defense mechanism used to compensate for how shitty they feel about themselves. He's still THE absolute worst president ever, and a danger to democracy in the US, and might spark another civil war. Buy it:  Merry Christmas I Am A Princess Unless Hogwarts Needs Me H.P Shirt

It really is a strange world we live in, where the American democracy has turned into a machine that produces this kind of humor. Scary and funny at the same time. How do you think other G20 leaders talk about him when he's not around? That's one of my favorite moments. You can see for a very brief instant that he's shaken. Luckily his Narcissism quickly reframed the situation for him that they were clearly all laughing in support of what he was saying. I wish I had the self-confidence of a pathological Narcissist sometimes. Buy it:  Merry Christmas H.P Chibi Tree Shirt

For those that don't remember his fat ass had to be fetched a golf cart and he made all the other world leaders who walked the few hundred meters wait nearly an hour so he could have a fucking golf cart. VERY HIGH ENERGY! Shortly after this the white house released he had a new diet / exercise regime. Who knows how long that lasted before he felt his finite energy getting too close to permanent depletion though. Is that when they started hiding stuff in his mashed potatoes to trick him into taking/eating them? I can’t remember what exactly, I can just remember how insane it was that they announced they treat the president of the United States like an iffy toddler who refuses to eat his veggies. Buy it:  Funny Let’s Go Houston Astros Shirt

Considering he struggled to pick up that bottle of water, could you imagine how poorly that throw to home would have been and the laughter it would have drawn from the crowd? That man has no humility, so he would just get angry and make up some excuse about the ball being slippery. He doesn't exercise at all. Because he believes the body is born with a finite amount of energy, and that exercise just uses it up faster.. which, of course, means you die faster. Buy it:  Top Let’s O Gatlanta Braves 2020 Shirt

It would be surprising if the kids couldn’t offer one...it being edited out means the producers thought it would politicize the story unnecessarily. Probably a good call seeing the current political climate. Just so folks are aware, and not that it makes any difference, but this isn't her funeral. She's lying in state until tonight after which she will lie in state at another D.C. location. The burial/funeral will be a private affair next week. Ok this makes a big difference I feel, see I thought this was the funeral or some shit and was like, Maybe not the place for this. Buy it:  I Want For Christmas Is My Hogwarts Letter Tree Shirt

What a fucking degenerate bastard! I swear if anyone ever finds him, they should flatten his tires and beat the shit out of him! What kind of person shoots at innocent kids! Stupid bastard! The 11 year old is my second cousin! Im so happy everyone made it out alive! A bit of an update. His mom said that they found the guy! She was unable to tell us who he is but all we know is he was from outside the neighborhood. Seriously what a piece of shit , this dude needs to spend a long time in prison, he is clearly a threat to peoples lives and has no value for life . Buy it:  I Can Do All Things Through Christ Who Strengthens Me Shirt

In a city near me about 3-4 years ago a little boy was sitting at his dining room table having a slice of his birthday cake when a stray bullet came through the window and killed him. Turns out the shooter was outside playing a board game and got angry and shot a “warning shot” messing around with the person he was playing with. I think about that little boy all the time, it was almost summer break and his grandma said he was looking forward to going to a theme park for vacation. Buy it:  Ho Ho Ho Winnie The Pooh Christmas Shirt

I hate American obsession with its gun culture. There are countries where civilians don't have guns,, resulting in lesser public shootout, Lesser civ cop confrontations since there's a very low chance of them being armed. I love that they edited in shots of the kids playing basketball and its just all the tall kid schooling the shit out of the short kid. This video is fucked up but i guarantee that will be the part them and the kids that know them talk about. Yes, but we should defund the police right? Buy it:  Ho Ho Ho Snopy Christmas Shirt